{"id":10,"date":"2008-07-14T15:57:35","date_gmt":"2008-07-14T18:57:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.tech-nico.com\/blog\/?p=10"},"modified":"2008-07-14T15:57:35","modified_gmt":"2008-07-14T18:57:35","slug":"humor-top-five-soporte-tecnico","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.tech-nico.com\/blog\/humor-top-five-soporte-tecnico\/","title":{"rendered":"humor : top five : soporte tecnico"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"advads-4098560937\" class=\"advads-antes-de-contenido advads-entity-placement\" style=\"float: left;\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-0513087877342686\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-0513087877342686\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"6331524197\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div><br style=\"clear: both; display: block; float: none;\"\/><p><span style=\"color: #888888;\">Toda semejanza con la vida real es mera coincidencia.<\/span><\/p><div id=\"advads-267454411\" class=\"advads-contenido-de-la-entrada advads-entity-placement\"><script async src=\"\/\/pagead2.googlesyndication.com\/pagead\/js\/adsbygoogle.js?client=ca-pub-0513087877342686\" crossorigin=\"anonymous\"><\/script><ins class=\"adsbygoogle\" style=\"display:block; text-align:center;\" data-ad-client=\"ca-pub-0513087877342686\" \ndata-ad-slot=\"6331524197\" \ndata-ad-layout=\"in-article\"\ndata-ad-format=\"fluid\"><\/ins>\n<script> \n(adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || []).push({}); \n<\/script>\n<\/div>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Puesto N\u00ba 1)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: Por favor presione la \u00abq\u00bb minuscula.<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: no.. no funciona.<br \/>\n<strong>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: vuelva a intetarlo&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: no funciona.<br \/>\n&#8230;(despues de varios intentos fallidos)&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: a ver.. presione la letra \u00abcu\u00bb que esta al lado de la \u00abdoble v\u00bb..<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">ahhhhh esaa \u00abcu\u00bb<\/span> ?<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">nota: una tendecia nueva: crearse abecedarios propios. \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Puesto N\u00ba 2)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: Por favor haga click sobre el boton \u00abConectar\u00bb.<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: No, no me da esa opcion.<br \/>\n<strong>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: digame, que opciones le aparece?<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: ninguna, \u00ab<span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">aparece el salerito<\/span>\u00ab.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">nota: salerito = reloj de arena.<br \/>\nBueno, cualquiera se podria confundir. \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Puesto N\u00ba 3)<\/span><\/strong><br \/>\n<strong>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: Que Windows Tiene instalado?.<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: tengo instalado el <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">windou altavista<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Puesto N\u00ba 4)<br \/>\n<\/span>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: Cual es su inconveniente?.<br \/>\n<strong>Cliente<\/strong>: <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">No se ve internet<\/span>.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">nota:\u00a0habria que cambiar el booster de\u00a0TV?.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><strong><span style=\"color: #ff6600;\">Puesto N\u00ba 5)<br \/>\n<\/span>Soporte Tec<\/strong>: Deje el CPU que aqui los tecnicos lo revisan.<br \/>\n<span style=\"color: #000000;\">Detras del CPU esta escrito con marcador indeleble, \u00abMAUSER\u00bb y una flechita hacia el conector.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #808080;\">El 90% de los errores son por problemas de <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">interfaz entre la PC y la silla.<br \/>\n<\/span><\/span><span style=\"color: #000000;\">Si estas en el ambito tecnico te invito a postear tu experiencia de humor. \ud83d\ude42<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Toda semejanza con la vida real es mera coincidencia. 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